So BROKE!!

I haven't received anything from the Government, no stimulus, no welfare, no SSI (still in courts)..

I'm so broke that if you tried to rob me you would just be practicing.

I'm so broke, someone hacked into my bank account, saw how much was in there and felt sorry and deposited money!!

I'm so broke, that if I had to pay to swim across my bathtub, i would drown.

I'm so out of shape, that I break out in a sweat brushing my teeth