Here's another episode of "Let me be Frank with You"

Awhile back I dated a chick that liked to drive if you know what I mean. She always had to be on top of things. Anyway, she had this unusually large nipples. I'll never forget the first time I saw them, She was driving during the first road test and said "pinch them, hard" and I did. One thing led to another and we ended up shacking up. She always wanted those monster nipples pinched but that left would not allow me to place my hands where I really wanted them; one on her tight ass and the other on her face so she could suck on my thumb while driving. One day I was taking clothes out of the dryer and saw some clothespins on the window sill. A light bulb went off in my head and I grabbed two of equal pinching strength and placed them on the night stand. The next time she wanted to drive she climbed on top and proceeded to bounce away, those perfect C tittles bouncing up and down. I put those clothespins on those nipples of hers and for the next hour she was in total bliss having volcanic eruptions every 5-10 minutes.

When we left the hotel room she looked at my inquisitively while rubbing her nipples thru her shirt and asked "What the F_ck did you do to my nipples?" to which I replied "I pinched them like you always wanted me to."

A couple years later she ran off with the Village Idiot. I still think she's with him to this day. I hope she thinks of me every time she plays bango while driving.