I think I decoded this.
Mr. Pig joined the Marine corp.
Now the red white and blue team is going to beat the ever living shit out of the blue team until it never plays football again.
Then we are going to execute the scorekeeper and all the others in the scorekeepers union.
Then we are going to change the education system to teach everyone how football is supposed to be played using the rules that the founding fathers of football wrote down and passed to us.
And anons will post pictures of football cheerleaders boobs for all to enjoy.