Here's another edition of Let me be Frank with You.

I told you abouurned out that I remembered wrong. The duck was actually a white goose. Anyhow, they used to fill a small plastic swimming pool in their backyard and let the goose swim around. It's wings were clipped so it could not fly away although it did make its way up a tree once. The neighbor kids used to flock to their backyard to see the goose in the swimming pool. Of course as a parent we would accompany our kids. I wore shades and pretended to be keeping an eye on my kids while really checking out the lesbians. Both were skinny with killer B's and athletic bodies. The blonde would wear Levi cutoffs and a cropped T-shirt and the other was a brunette that wore baggy shorts and a bikini top. Or was it the other way around? I can't remember very well but I do remember them giggling all the time. Then one day a bossy lesbian showed up in a blue Jeep with a removable top. The day she showed up I knew the jig was up. She bossed around those 2 cuties like she had a pair. Then a couple months later another showed up. She had short hair too and drove one of those late 70's style vans with a fancy paint job. We used to joke that she had whips and chains inside the van and called it the dungeon machine. It was around that time that the goose disappeared. My kids used to ask what happened to it. I told them that it flew away on them but I suspect it was cooked in some manner.