I just got a DM on twatter from Lin Wood asking me to inform you faggots that he filters red text on sight.
Dubs check out.
Panic chek't. Teleconference in session now.
Decent summary anon.
Why would I want a Marine Corps barracks toilet seat full of splinters and STD's when I could have the $1.4 million Air Force heatedtoilet seat with a heads up targeting display?
You can't buy it. Gov't issue only. Even if you're on the inside you have to find the magic NSN number for it just to requisition one, and from what I'm told, three out of four Supply Sgt's disappear and are never heard from again.
However I'm sure in China you can order one from AliBaba and get free next day shipping.