Dear God, out of pure laziness and not wanting to miss anything, I've sat here and eaten a whole box of fiber one granola bars instead of making real food. You don't even want to know the effect these fucking things have! I feel like I'm breathing in through my mouth and out my ass! There's no break, no pause! I'm not even sure my asshole can survive this without burning itself out! I'm terrified of an open ignition source blowing my whole fucking living room right out of the yard! Enough of this! I have all the windows open and six fucking fans blowing and I think I still killed the damn cat! How do I make it stop!