Wait, is he referring to the underwater mongolian basketweaving forum known as 4chan?
By the middle name of Ted and the middle name of Don,
Behold chapter 1 verse 4 of the book of John:
"In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind."
>P.S. my wifi runs out tomorrow and I'll be in D.C. on 1/6. If I am suicided or apprehended or disappeared then I hope that one of you anons will continue quoting the book of John in chkronological order, one verse per day on this board, from 1/6 all the way to 12/31. Good luck and God bless all of you glorious faggots. o7