>There was a fake newsman named Cooper
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>Who read off his lies in a stupor.
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>A rim job a day
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>Was his favorite way
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>To clean off another man's pooper.
Then along came President Trump
Who kicked him twice square in the rump
And yelled You're Fake News
As he wiped off his shoes
Of Jizz mixed with Poo
Asked him what's wrong with you boy
Your gaping ass ain't a toy
Your fag friends should use to cum dump