How much longer are you guys going to make me wait for? I'm freezing, I'm tired, I'm irritated, my eyes hurt, and I just want to take a hot bath already.
LIKE NOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO BEG YOU RETARDS TO ACTUALLY DO SHIT.
I'm not happy with POTUS either. He's a fucking moron. How much longer do I have to wait?
I'm fucking freezing, I don't have winter clothes, I'm tired, I want to sleep in a bed.
Filtering you and your stupid phrases.
Even all the fucking people around me are irritating. All the fucking clicking and tapping noises and how the NPCs just hover around.
Sincerely go fuck yourself.
No. They're worthless. The simulation won't let me sell anything. Even doing something like that is too much work for me.
How much longer do I have to wait? What do you guys have to do that is so fucking important?
It's a fucking slide.
There is no good intel. POTUS is a non-playable character just the same as everybody else.
You'll feel God's pain soon enough, prick.
Women are stupid and the men who like them are equally just as stupid as the women are.
No.
I'll show you what it's like to be fisted by God, you mortal.
You're irritating me. Stop replying.
How old are you? You sound highly uneducated.
I also hate wearing this fucking mask because it's hurting my ears.
You're a pathetic shill who deserves to die right this second.
Right… There is no threat to the world.
Just wait, shill. Communism is much closer than you can even imagine.
Take your meds, shill.
Maybe to your world, but in my universe, all of the countries work tirelessly for me.
Yeah, clearly. Why haven't you killed yourself yet, shill?
This doesn't even make any sense.
Yes, but why is this relevant right now?
Nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, your NPC "abilities."
No mercy for you. Kill yourself now. You're pissing me off immensely.
Shut up.
Q works for me.
You should be the one in fear.
I'm homeless, you shill.
No, I feel immense joy knowing very well that you're a loser.
Pretty sure I told her to off herself.
I'm standing in line for donuts right now. If you are trying to find me, I don't have a door that you can knock on.
Off yourself.
I don't care about any political idealogical leaning. I leave that up to shills like you so that once you all finally have fought and killed each other, i can swoop in and take the throne!
What's in the package?
And you're a bottom-feeding scum sucker who has nothing better to do than to insert themselves into a conversation that doesn't concern your irrelevant ass.
Mods, why haven't you suspended this NPC yet?
Why can't any of you function properly?
Even Henry's a fucking retard.
You know what, Sam and Henry?
I don't care if you consider your pets friends or family.
Get rid of them now.
I'm way worse though because I'm always right!
No, I'm too scared of seeing blood IRL.
My scalp is killing me.
Everything hurts.
I deal with so much self-loathing already. You don't even want to know why I just spent the past 5 minutes crying.
There's no door. I'm not going back home.
SPOILER ALERT: I CAN'T PRAY TO MYSELF.
I mean, hasn't it always been?
I know you guys are always lurking.
Give me a definitive answer.
How much longer are you going to keep me waiting for?
Look, i don't care about the election. I stopped caring about it a long time ago. How much longer must I wait. i know you guys can just do things in fast forward mode.
I should just get arrested again, right? At least that way I can get a hot shower and bed to sleep in.
And not have to freeze my ass off anymore.
You guys are trash. Please execute all the posters that responded to me making me believe amazing things would happen to me on all the previous dates that came and went and absolutely nothing happened.
I'm serious. You all keep getting my hopes up and it irrevocably is pissing me off more and more.
Also, get rid of Trump. He's so tedious at this point.
I'll make it everyone's emergency.
That's what I'm wondering… Why has this gone on for so long?
Especially if everyone is a non-playable character.
Am I supposed to act as if I didn't know all of this amazing incredible stuff would happen?
🙀 "Wow, what a surprise! I had absolutely no idea!"
Operation warp speed for real now. I'm tired of having to wait to check my fucking bank account to see if I can get rid of all the money and max out my cards.
Henry and Sam,
What part of drop everything and everyone in your life at once and make me your number one priority immediately do you guys not understand?
Who cares, I'm bored. I've been bored. I don't want to be bored any longer.