I have the two absolute most precious husbands in the entire universe! I love you both so much, Sam and Henry!
I can't wait to be sandwiched between you two 😍
Yeah, Henry and Sam. Come rescue me because I am broke and stranded at JFK!
Well, I guess I'll just have to take the portion I gave you back!
Yes, I really am stranded! I ran out of money because I figured that if I spent it all by the 6th, I'd finally marry Henry…
But spending all that money so quickly only made me realize that I'd be marrying both Sam and Henry! Who knew I'd be so ecstatic about being a part of a throuple?!
I want my money and my universe.
The longer you make me wait to get what is mine, the more bad things will continue to happen lmao
Today felt like a wonderful dream!