>CodeMonkeyQ incoming…
>T-05:14
5 minutes 14 seconds?
5 hours 14 minutes?
5 days 14 hours?
> They cheated again but we all knew that would happen.
Theyre being very careful with the numbers. 50/50 percentage. Won by just a handful of votes.
GET HIM A BODY BAG! YEAH!
>Top KEK. I'm so tired of waiting. I swear, we're waiting in line to get inside to wait in line.
At least you're in line! Im doing laps in the car park looking for a park, my kids screaming in the back seat!
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>UK anon, must be!
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>Congratulations on your freedom. Happy for you guys and Brexit.
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>I lived in UK. Hatred it.kek. sorry, but i did. But people are amazing.
Thanks! Appreciate it!
I'm in Australia.
>How are you guys holding up down there?
We like our states to take turns.
Right now NSW is in lock down.
If youre a Victorian you can cross the border into NSW, but you cant come back due to the NSW lock down.
But in Victoria the face diaper has become a permanent fixture. zero cases for god knows how long, but everyone is still wearing masks.
Makes me angry and I cant help but shoot my mouth off at the supermarket, but at least I've never worn a mask!
>just in case you're not trolling, harambe was a gorilla at a zoo. some little kid who shouldve received the darwin award jumped into harambe's enclosure. zoo personnel decided to play it safe and kill harambe to protect the retarded niglet, even though footage shows harambe to have assumed a protective role over the retard. a rally cry was born "dicks out for harambe", dicks being nigger slang for guns.
Well if the dead people can vote, then dead monkeys can be elected!
>I have distant family in Melbourne. Not sure what state thats in. Excuse my ignorance alltogether,anon.
Melbourne is in Victoria. I live there too.
>I just learned kangaroos are 8 fucken feet tall. Monsters.kek.
Yes! Monsters! Powerful legs, big claws!
>but my uncle would always tap his shoes before he put them on when he visited. Finally I asked him WTF was that about. He said, a habit to check for scorpions…
Depends on the state. I do it for Red Backs.
If you leave your shoes outside you bang them upside down, then check.
>Mates ( as you say it) WTF kinda crazy place do you live in. And now china virus BS on top of it all.kek
Where I am, middle of suburbia, I have gum trees all around. I get woken by kookaburras. I have a family of Magpies thats lived in our yard for almost ten years. My son pats the father.
Lorikeets on my fence every afternoon.
Two minutes to the beach.
Its nice.
But fuck Melbourne city! Fuck all that city living bullshit.
>I pray for you guys tho. This whole world is so fucked up right now. Hang in there, will ya.
Thanks! You too.
If you want to know how your city/state will respond to the lockdowns and mask mandates, look at Melbourne.
Melbourne was the test for the world. We were first. And it was depressing at how we just rolled over and took it.
Dont follow our lead!
>Unless lockdown happened in the past few hours, NSW has only mandatory masks at indoor settings..
>Sauce please.
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/health-safety/hundreds-of-victorians-await-approval-of-border-exemption-as-commander-issues-warning/news-story/247f0fb26a7dc04444dc2b1f3f7eb41e
And apparently living in Victoria is not a "genuine reason".
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=victorians+in+nsw++cant+come+back+to+victoria&ia=web
>The borders are closed. Doesn't say a thing about NSW being in lockdown
Oh fucking nit picking mother fucker.
Is CM writing this up as he goes?
"Part one posted. Im typing out part two now. BBS. (ooooh, TikTok vids)."
Is he doing this for the ratings? Getting the viewer-ship up?
Why not write it all up then post it?
>Geez, the standard for a "MOAB" is set reaaaaaally low anymore. I guess after years of all this… I've been expecting something more substantial. Frustrating.
Yeah, this is more like taking a shit and the water splashes your arse.
>Kookaburras? The fuck is that? Kek.
But Americans have wolves, bears and lions everywhere.
But wait until you find out about the Great Emu War of 1932!