Trying to come up with an analogy for today. Here goes:
Today was like that chick you pursued for years, then you finally managed to get her in the sack. Only things got far weirder than you ever imagined, to the point of being extremely unsettling. So weird in fact, you're not even sure if you got laid or not. Maybe you did, and in a few days you will realize how awesome and life changing it was. But for now, you just wanting to take a shower.