Let me try again.
Anons, may I speak to your leadership council?
I'd like to arrange my departure from Earth to another planet. A planet where none of you exist. And Trump isn't a word. Nothing against you guys, just a personal preference.
Also, if this planet has women that like dudes and aren't afraid to show it, that'd be dope. And seafood would be nice.
Really? So you've been on another planet? Who can I speak with to arrange this? I'll pretty much do anything that doesn't involve hurting anyone or gay shit. Nothing against guys, just no can do.
Octopus is actually good. But I could totally leave it in the past if it means I don't have to be on Earth.
I'm serious though, you've been off Earth, help me.
Help me get off Earth and the deed will never be forgotten.
Think about that, let's make a deal.
Who is the landlord and may I please speak to her/him?
(And the next anon that tells me to read another book will get diarrhea for 3 days straight.)
Not one of you fuckers has the answer on how to leave earth….
You guys must low level, shit-tier anons.
I want to speak to your leadership. You're all a waste of time.
Must be*
Dude, I dont even know how to use reddit. And why would I shill about leaving earth?
It should be my birth-right to leave this shithole.