>After his pregnant wife opened up the tomb and let him out, . . .
That's some funny shit right there, don't matter who you are !
Absolutely! If I can help in any way, I am more than willing. Reading the Bible, especially front to back is just short of monumental undertaking. You are to be commended for making that effort. I hope you continue to find value in doing so. There is plenty of good news in there to be put to use without a doubt.