You did ok unitl this:
>I wish I could take all you fuckers to the wood line for some forest rape of your fucking loose ass cheese dick hole by my hajji choking man mamba of freedom.
Jesus fuck, you got issues.
It rapidly declined into egotistical nonsense after
>My board.
You would be the one on the ridge line being all shouty, and get hit by a snipers bullet.
Sit down.
>you seem obsessed with cock.