For the Crime of the Friday Night Twitter Massacre, the Verdict is:

REVOKE TWITTER'S CORPORATE CHARTER

>>12415942

>it’s like you buying a Chevy and them telling you when you can drive it

That is so succinct it should be a meme.

>>12416145

She was always a closet Democrat. We all knew that.

>>12416293

>I could by that.

Spelling is not quite 1.000 either. kek