this is not scientific at all
'scuse me…
vulva
is that emily?
did you bring my car,
or do i have to talk to the lord about that?
my ex got me a chocolate bar once
had a poem in
…i gave it back to her eventually
:)
terry owens!
my nigga!
taught me the power of music (after Stevie Wonderland)
considering this is what they wanted
i'm ok takin the long road
:)
still waiting though?
i'm not good at waiting
i go wild
flashbacks
can you ask sally-mae to bring me my sheets
billy-joe-nothingface-bobby-joe-anne wet the bed
:)
this is where i wanna be right now
only grown up
who need lights and cameras and a big yellow wig?
k, i was just here to drop off that moon
that pink-ass, wtf-ass moon
i respect the Native Traditions, I just feel like they're trying a little too hard this season, i mean year
oh, young grasshopper, if you really knew what they were talking about
your head would actually explode
who's unemployed
i own a business, have a part-time job
and i'm living rent-free this month
check yourself Spook
farting in the shower is not nearly as gratifying as farting in the bathtub
Future Proves Past [GAS]
alright, before i go
(because you're all lookin at me like i gotta go)
i just wanna remind everyone to wash their hands after they use the restroom
Aaaand, some of you may want wash your hands before you use the restroom
The internet is a dark and lonely place…
Goodnight Anons!
:)