If you still don't know what to do, setup a fund for our fellow anons like Ash, be careful who you trust though. If that's too much to ask just ignore this post and enjoy your popcorn.
POTUS can use one of my aged accounts, I do it for free.
Do you really think any of us oldfags expect to know what happened? We are here to tell our stories to the historians, theirs will be bare to all well before they read this.
Imagine the power it would take to setup a new branch of the intelligence community made up of people YOU have vetted and chosen. You had a part in that anon.
If you are asking for a pardon you aren't read in.