Isn’t it the laptop of assistant?
Buy a throw away phone at a city you don’t live in. Get an email with the phone. Buy phone and VPN with cash and Amazon or Master card or buy Bitcoin with a cash card and then that’s the best you can do. Still when you access internet they can see you.
Unless you access internet at a library in a city you don’t live in
I can’t do FB and contaminate my family with my online footprint