Anonymous ID: 5c4f2b Jan. 10, 2021, 10:45 a.m. No.12447396   🗄️.is đź”—kun

CALLER:

Is this Pizza Hut?

 

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza.

 

CALLER:

I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

 

GOOGLE:

No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

 

CALLER:

OK. I would like to order a pizza.

 

GOOGLE:

Sorry sir, but we're showing that you once said something positive about Donald Trump. Good bye.

 

(tries a different pizza shop)

 

CALLER:

Is this Dominos?

 

GOOGLE:

No sir, it's Google Pizza, and we just spoke to you. I'm sorry but we can't sell you anything because your social credit score is not in good standing.