>>12447396 LB kek

>CALLER:

> Is this Pizza Hut?

>

>GOOGLE:

>No sir, it's Google Pizza.

>

>CALLER:

>I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

>

>GOOGLE:

>No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

>

>CALLER:

>OK. I would like to order a pizza.

>

>GOOGLE:

>Sorry sir, but we're showing that you once said something positive about Donald Trump. Good bye.

>

>(tries a different pizza shop)

>

>CALLER:

> Is this Dominos?

>

>GOOGLE:

>>No sir, it's Google Pizza, and we just spoke to you. I'm sorry but we can't sell you anything because your social credit score is not in good standing.