>i call the cops on my ownself
Kek.
True story: Anon got to call 911 and said "Hi, I'm the guy with the gun." One of best memories ever.
Nog neighbors decided a home invasion was in order to tell anon how life was gonna be, then called popo when anon suddenly had an AR in hand and chambered a round.
Had video running so nogs couldn't lie.
Watching them get hauled off in cuffs was beautiful.
Got evicted next day because can't evict nogs.