True Story
Arnold Schwartzeneger invited the band Against Me! to his hotel room after some Vogue or other magazine event in NYC event.
The band is basically staright edge Arnold takes a shower and comes out with a tray of cocaine and freshly ubered in just a towel
He has a boner and asks the band "does anyone want to finish me off with their hand" (use an accent)
They all quickly leave
Thought night shift would be the place to drop that there