slide harder fgt
tell us where he touched you
Dude, the cat's balls look like a miniature cat also holding us his legs and saying "look at my balls".
woah
Is there some archive somewhere of every single notable post from the last 15k threads?
Seems like that shit will be an anthropological goldmine in 100 years.
the future:
>left completely bans all MAGAs from the internet
>big tech and corporate overlords abandon the conservatives
>righties go back to southern roots, farming, bbqing, wifebeating, traditional family values
>Sierra Mountains become new dividing line between "Free America" and "加州" (Cali/Or/WA)
>Mississippi is now boundary between "Free America" and קליפורניה (because obvi)
>Elon launches Starlink, giving free censorship-less internet to all
>Lefties disown Elon, disown spacelink and free internet
>Internet fractions into two halves
>Fast forward 200 years.
>Free America bqqin, beer-guzzlin southern boys haven't spoken to leftards in a century.
>In the last 100 years, the english language has splintered.
>Left and right no longer speak the same language.
>No way to communicate
>Lefties are all out of food.
>Start raiding Free America.
>Free America has all the guns.
>Lefty genetic engineering and soy-based diets have deteriorated them so far they now look like morlocks.
>Thenceforth the American Land Battle of 2221 commences.
Who wins?
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little did my liberal-ass high school poetry teacher know I'd be leveraging my skills to shitpost morale-boosting titles during the great meme war of 2021
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