When this is over I want a card entitling me to lifetime unlimited supply of Chik-Fil-A tendies and limitless honey mustard dipping sauce. And a DoD issued Anon Service Medal with campaign devices. Possibly a pension and land grants. IDK
On the side. And don't forget the dipping sauce pleb.
Kek. The last time they did it to him this blatantly was when they pre-empted the season premier of The Apprentice to announce they killed Bin Laden's double.