>>1249561

Do you know that the Shroud of Turin is a fake?

The Shroud of Turin, a linen cloth that tradition associates with the crucifixion and burial of Jesus, has undergone numerous scientific tests, the most notable of which is radiocarbon dating, in an attempt to determine the relic's authenticity. In 1988, scientists at three separate laboratories dated samples from the Shroud to a range of 1260–1390 AD, which coincides with the first certain appearance of the shroud in the 1350s and is much later than the burial of Jesus in 30 or 33 AD. Despite some technical concerns that have been raised about radiocarbon dating of the Shroud, most experts assert that such dating is reliable.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

>>1249930

The official report of the dating process, written by the people who performed the sampling, states that the sample "came from a single site on the main body of the shroud away from any patches or charred areas."

https://ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/#abs/1989Natur.337..611D

>>1249978

Because the Catholic Church has neither formally endorsed nor rejected the shroud.

>>1250019

I deny the Holy Spirit, along with all of your other sky buddies.

If eternal life includes spending eternity with you and all your childish beliefs, I look forward to the alternative.