kek. We gave a soldier a mild blanket party, 'cause it reported to Drill Sgt. that it's precious item was stolen. After, all passes revoked, restriction to barracks and CID polygraphs, turned out, there never was a precious item. It got a little dose of justice, just until it cried, after not much more than a titty-twister and a soft bonk or two. Feel bad, now, 'cause soldier obviously had problems. Probably works at DNC, now.