>>12518086 (pb)

prerecorded tape starts rolling..

"Hi, my Name is Tom Hanks. But thats not my real name. My real name is Rothschild. We take funny sounding names to blend in with you. Just like that pizza dude from D.C.

Our family is one of four who own all the land, the water and the sun. Oh, and we enslaved everyone by owning what you call "money". Its like a game, except you cant win.

When we are among us we hunt and eat your kids. For sports and fun. And to ensure ourselves that nobody talks and we are really better then you. Its like a big club. And you aint in it!

Here is Jon with his new hit single! …"