Remember to pre-fix with the subject "on African Americans"
From FW Anon
Some inspiration on this Special Day
IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
Bingo anon
What are thinktanks?
Who funds them?
Who donated to Chuckles on Friday?
What do they get in return?
Trading Places
Top Kek
Read the President's tweet again you utter cretin.
To what addiction was he referring?
Powerlessness
The president was referring to the addiction to money, no?
Step one: We admitted we were powerlessโฆ
It won't work.
They would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't have been for you pesky anons.
Famous Five
This was read at my wedding in 2000.
Chosen for inspiration today.
If you think I was claiming to have written it, you are a moron.
You think Q wrote the Lords Prayer?
Cats
Godspeed Anons.
Praying for 4%, will take 6% to save the Faithful.
Judgement Day
Amen
Absolutely.
But IF is famous, it's not usually needed.
Let me guess, you had to look it up?
That's OK.
Those are words to live by.
Was Trump referring to the memo in his tweet or just the shutdown?