Pillow Guy: Hey Don. What's crackalackin?
POTUS: Chilling, eating ice cream. Two scoops
Pillow Guy: Let's fuck with the media.
POTUS: Again?! Hellz yeah.
Pillow Guy: I'll carry some paper and write some shit on it. Watch 'em get all retarded.
POTUS: Word. I gotta save this game of Halo. Meet me in the Oval.