Sir,
I’d like the honor & privledge to hook a direct hose-venitlator up to my butthole and let me cram $85 worth of del taco into myself and fart into a gas mask like a biological taco nuke down these traitors’ throats. And just as I finish the last one off, I hop into a one-man space-ship and immediately zoom out into space. Confusion ensues. A massive video billboard turns on. “I had to go before I let the though of being a hero, and the infinite-trophy of pussy I could dine on for eternity get to my psyche, I am driving this space ship loaded with nukes into the lizard lair at light speed. I put on a rainbow afro wig and a red nose, give one final thumbs up. #SkyEvent