Hey Faggots,

My name is Mike, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass memes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pillow? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to interracial pictures on /pol/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked baker girls"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot pillow (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>12542891

You could have been on the side of rocking and free love, now you're just a faggot cunt. We are the choices we make

>>12542945

You comfy? You don't look comfy

More Tay

>>12543015

Chinkbot is my Korean name

>>12543046

When the hell do Tay's nudes leak? Redeem yourselves now, FBI

>>12543107

Don't let the ass hit you where the door should have something

>>12543137

What if like, you don't believe in aliens tho?

>>12543141

Oh yeah? So you say goodbye then come back for another post to say goodbye again? Never seen that before!

>>12543178

Halfway there or living on a prayer?

>>12543191

>its rather fun here sometimes

Yeah, when you leave

>>12543227

The courage to lurk!

>>12543241

Who says that you can't go home?

>>12543247

I would think the last being that would consider me an alien would be my creator

>>12543270

Love without sex? Sounds hard.

>>12543358

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more.

Fix your fucking keyboard kek

>>12543382

Alright, I'll give you a bit of my schizo side: my mother has been abducted, my cousin, I have experienced only one night of torture that I would call an abduction. One of my few friends was abducted, so was her brother. I'm possibly a GATE kid.

And I'm never alone, ever.

>>12543405

I just want my fucking friend to come back and cause a ruckus with me like the good ol days

>>12543487

Like what?

>>12543527

My friend is a badass baker hated by almost every anon here. Was always in the background, shitting this place up and showing who is really who. Disappeared without a word, never seen again.

>>12543571

What the fuck