Hey Fellas, this is Joe Biden writing to tell you Anons that I just finished beating my meat like it owes me money. Hunter did a line of sneef off Natalie’s ass and then helped me find this website so the Big Man could let you know how things are gunna go from here on out. You Dog-faced Pony-soldiers are gunna shit the fuck-up from here on out or we will put you in cages, hook up the blood-draining dohickeys, and cut your limbs off; one every other week. That White Rabbit Gravy is the good-shit and you corn-fed Patriots are gunna pump out a lot before Hunter and I are done with you. Then, once your just a head and body, with no limbs, we’ll ship you off to the D.U.M.B.s where those little creepy Grey fuckers can have their way with ya, harvesting DNA for their fun & games. Then, when you Anon fellas have totally snapped and just cry, scream and jibber, the Greys will hand ya over to the Reptiles. They will tenderize ya and then eat you alive so the juices are warm and yummy. Those Lizard bastards are mean and hungry, and they pull the strings! So you better shut-up and take your drawers down and get ready to pay the Big Guy! Your better belong to Jesus, cause come the 20th, your ass belongs to me!
Joe here. I hope you like a dry-heat. Las Cruces is supposed to real nice this time of year.