Good Morning America.
I am the Morning Star.
I am Q
I am the second coming of George Washington.
I am your Jesus.
I am the white buffalo.
I do come riding on a pale horse.
I am Quetzacoatl.
I am.
I am the Dalai Lama.
I will be the the whirled profit.
You cannot end my reign.
You will submit to the authority of your Creator.
Repent Mother Fuckers.
The End is Near.
The Christian faith has abandoned their sacred text in favor of the Golden Calf. The henonistic descendants of Israel shall be cast out. Hell and damnation will reign down on mega-churches throughout suburbia. Every knee shall bow. Repent for your sin, you hedonistic, glutenous, lustful pop-culture sheep.
How dare you question the Lord?
I apologize your perfect white jesus didn't turn up in the church youth group for you,