>Pinocchio Joe is a fictional candidate and the protagonist of the children's fantasy story "Joe Biden's Candidacy". Pinocchio Joe was carved by a Hungarian moneychanger named George in a small Ukrainian village. He was created as a wooden puppet but he dreams of becoming the President. He is notably characterized for his frequent tendency to lie, which causes his nose to grow and his chances to shrink.
try the live version
>go 'way, dilatin'
can't imagine why
how do you show people the truth when they're so [knowingly] blind?