Inside the Great Meme War

As the political war for control of the destiny of the planet rages in Washington, DC and all around the world, one important battlefield is often overlooked. The Great Meme War. This reporter dove head first into the battle front to bring you the first hand account of this intrepid war. Here is my story:

There is great debate on when the Meme War (MW) actually started. In fact, you can be called a fag just for asking. This reporter learned very quickly that there are no stupid questions, just stupid people. As “Anon” (note: names have been changed for protection) put it: “Shut up fag, and lurk moar.” While “Anon” was more helpful and told me, “I was here before Trump came down the escalator, so I’m an oldfag.”

Apparently, if you don’t know what a meme is, you should KYS, whatever that means. On the battlefield, it’s best to just do what you’re told by your CO and not ask any questions.

A very popular figure, and possibly the leader of the “Anons” is called Pepe, though I doubt that is his real name. We caught up with him and here is what he said:

“What do you want, newsfag? Can’t you see I’m working? I’m spending 22 hours a day in the studio posing for pictures and videos for memes in all different situations and costumes, and you come in here with your laptop typing notes. You should take that laptop and shove it up your ass, or better yet, why don’t I just do it for you. Now, get out of here before I go spider monkey on you.”

As you can see, the battle front is a dangerous place and is not for the faint hearted.

As “Anon” stated to me, “Shut up and meme.”