You moron. The only play the deocrats have is qew patriot violence. Since Qew patriots are gUtless fUcks, there will be no attack on DC. However, there will be attacks on otHEr cities, carried ouT BY THE onlY men left witH balls (which is really sayin' somethin) Pantifa, dressed as Qewmagatards.
Here's how the copy goes (I'm cheating, I've seen it already, I'm not that smart/prescient)
"Due to the overwhelming military pesence in DC, MAGApedes attacked less well defended locations in the US" "Officials agree, new legislation is in order to combat this new metasticizing threat of angrY white males carryingout violence" "We must for the sake of society prevent this by not just going after the weapons, but the organization tools and logistics of these terrorist groups"