>No longer just NG…sworn in a U.S. Marshals!
This is totally normal. Nothing to see here.
>Fire beyond the capital. Inauguration practice evacuated.
Normally (if that's a thing any more) I would read that as a fire beyond the Capitol, causing the rehearsal to be canceled. But, as weird as everything is, seeing the smoke billow up, I can't help but think a new Pope was just selected