How many of you fags are planning to call in sick Wednesday.
What if POTUS's plan is to make this the funniest shit in history?
>Jan 19 National Popcorn Day
>Jan 19 indictments unsealed against everybody attending inauguration
>Jan 20 Nobody shows up to inauguration because they're all either arrested or on the run.
>20% of anons asphyxiate from shooting cola through their nose.
>RIP, you kekking bastards.