I'm sorry it took your mommy and daddy so long to buy you one._The trauma must have been unbearable relative to your limits._The underscore is to emphasize single spacing between sentences to appease the diaper generation._Is it time for your bottle?
No previous generation - and there were a lot of them - brought us Columbine._Or 9/11._Or school shootings (false flag or not)._Or Obongo._Or the state of affairs in D.C. today._It all went down on your watch._Not mine._So I can understand the jealousy.