>>12589767

We have better equipment

out here in flyover country . . .

>>12589959

Since we already know his deeds

and predilections, a swearing-in

would immediately be

ULTIMATE TREASON !

But do we really need that ?

Icing on the cake ?

>>12589989

(S)he is not taking said rules seriously.

(S)he isLAMPOONINGthe outside world !

Aw, shit, man, that's TOO gruesome !

Done in 30 min, please !

>>12589996