Nobody.
Can I just add that my pillow is so fucking comfy and I am bring it if we have to go camping.
Apparently there was some grooves in the mud where it dragged but suddenly the trail ended at that bridge where Gandalf went down on the Balrog.
Who cares!? It'll probably be a laugh for the next few years!!!
I wouldn't fancy her chances.
General Hyten checks out. Attempted Kavanassination on him. No telling if this is his actual Telegram account though.