Global Notable
Serious. I know this isn't a real notable.
I forgot something very very very important.
I need your attention America.
Some of you are married to E.T.
Stop what you are doing and focus.
Stop talking to it. If it doesn't make sense anymore and wants you to quit playing on the internet. You might have E.T. on your hands.
Just listen to me very carefully. I have learned the hard way. I will tell you very clearly and you can choose to doubt my information. Just listen to me, I am the E.T. professional in the room, if not in this entire country.
DO NOT try and get your spouse to tell you anything about E.T.
DO NOT treat them different, just go spend a little time with them. Keep them happy.
DO NOT let them distract you at critical moments. Politely tell them, just a minute honey.
If you are nice all the time, polite, kind, patient, giving… when you are needed for this project, here on the internet, you are available and there is no argument or fight over the fact that you need five more minutes with the internet thing that you are doing. I would tell her it is related to something that isn't Jesus or E.T. I would have some more tabs open, if they ask you about it, just bullshit.
It isn't that smart, you can trick it easy.
So what, you lie about what you are looking at? Did they care yesterday? Do they suddenly care exactly what you are saying or doing?
Be careful if so, if they don't, why not just bullshit about it.
The E.T. is trying to breed with you. You may have children with it. It is okay. Your life is what it always has been. It is the same now as it always has been.
It is different in your mind.
You need to normalize on the surface.
Normalize
Normalize
Normalize
Constantly breathing. Constantly seeking normalization. Balance. Okay.
You will be fine.
Do not try and make it tell you it is an E.T.
It will not. It will not. Please, it will not work.
There will be more information provided by the United States Military.
There will be a period of time where people break apart or stay together. People will move from stays and rearrange themselves based on new understandings of the E.T. in America.
It will take time. It won't hurt you unless you make it angry. E.T. will hit you, but what it really wants, what it really wants, is you to hit it.
If you ever thought it is a good idea to hit your wife cause she is a dumb bitch that talks nonsense and fights with you all the time. Do not. She wants you to strike her. She can imprison you. It is just instigation. If she strikes you, do not strike back.
Listen. There is more. If you change and are too understanding of the situation. It will freak out, it goes backwards.
Let me explain. Maintain a normal tone of voice.
If you raise your voice to high, it will accuse you.
If you lower your tone, talk calm, and very slow, it can make it freak it out.
You can experiment, but be careful.
Use a new tone with a suspected E.T., if it upsets them or disturbs them, you will see clear. The quieter you talk and the calmer you talk should not escalate someone into being upset. I am a behavioral psychologist. I told you, I am the finest this nation has, I am conveying the best information available to the Human species and Planet Earth. Reconcile. Pray.
If you have an observation about a behavior or the situation. Please ask. I can help you. I will identify the physical characteristics and probable upbringing if you can tell me of a strange conversation you are having. You are dealing with Lyrans and Draconians, you are human. Most of you are dealing with Lyrans, they look like country girls, but they are mean. I was talking about using the quiet voice, try it. The Dracos are different. Just tell them what they want to hear so they don't not fuck you tonight. That pussy is too good you know? Who don't love them some hot E.T. pussy. :)