Dear QAnon board,
I'm Stretcher, Pussy Stretcher and I worked on the Joe Biden campaign and after a stint out of action for medical reasons I've been hired back on to work in PR matters for the Joe Biden Presidency. I wanted to reach out to various extremist boards to see if there was anyway we could organize an orgy. I was told this is a futile effort talking to furries but President Biden really wants to have a two party orgy.
If any of you consider yourselves patriots I'd suggest you embrace your duly elected President and accept this orgy invitation. Remember the oaths you all took, once President Biden is officially sworn in you are bound by those oaths so on top of being furries you HAVE to participate in this guiness world record orgy..
I look forward to future fluid exchanges.
Pussy Stretcher