Trump got on the phone to advise him that it might be hot out and that maybe at his age with his skin type, he might want to just give this inauguration a miss.
Jimmy looked at Rosalynn and said "A nice gentleman named Presley Ann Drum or something just told me there are going to be a bunch of high profile arrests and that maybe we should call off our trip to the sacrifice of Joab Iben or whatever the hell he's called"