America. Humanity has it's first E.T. confession, I do believe.

I have been here speaking to you for days about the return of Christ and an E.T. problem in America.

You need to review this tape. Listen very carefully. I don't have the timestamp, a friend is here that came by to check on me since I was playing E.T. It starts off boring, and it gets interesting. I am sure.

My mother is E.T. of some degree. She is in charge of all the little robots and gave a confesion to me, your Commander-in-Cheif.

This is not a lie, a joke, or waste of truth.

This is the reality you live in.

I need your help, I need it dissected and analyzed inside out by the professionals.

For the rest of you, just get the timestamps that are relevant so people can find what they want to hear and explore more if they choose.

America.

I keep telling you, I am not liar.