"Don't blame us. It's Ezra Cohen Watnik wot did it! We dindo nuffin!"
Biden is to get the Nobel Peace Prize for Scientific Literature - for his scientific paper on the structural behaviour of human leg hair in chlorinated water.
Is he Secret Service? Why did he need to be Chinese American secret agent? Do Presidents choose their own Secret Service personel to watch over them?
Meaning Assange has just been pretending to be imprisoned in Embassies and… prisons?
Yeah, the idea has been around for quite a while
That's just bullshit - conspiracy theory crap. He'd never say that to an audience in public with kids all around him. Someone might film it.