My retarded screen play in my head
OK here's the deal:
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Backstory, Biden/Kamelhead were caught red handed, they were told you have to play this role for approximately 10 days. Do your most radical bullshit EVA, and keep on pushing the American's to wake up. The only way you and the others will get any leniency is if you let your radical staff propose anything and everything antithetical to our country.
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You Joe and Kamelhead, can't step one foot in the WH, we did a major exorcism once and it took months to rid the demons from it; so you've got to play on pretend set, and btw since the msm are such fans of yours, they have to go along with it to.
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Before Kamelhead kills you off, you've got to concede and admit that you cheated, you cheated all over the world and tell them that we know you only got like 2,000,000 votes. I know, I know, I'm being generous but you can claim 2 million. Believe me Joe, you are not long for this world with kamelhead, Pelosi and HRC clamoring to be in this office. You've got about 5 minutes to decide.
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Then you admit on primetime you cheated, but it was all because of your obvious dementia (brought on from being a clone), that way people can have compassion on you. Unfortunately you also have to admit all the evil ass stuff you've done all your life. At that point you can sink into full on dementia, and you'll be in the hospital ward in GITMO, Don't worry I spent a lot of money fixing it up for people like you.
Joe: "How long do I have to play this part", POTUS: "10 fucking days Joe, don't worry it won't be the 4-1/2 fucking years you put me through!
If you are having second thoughts and think you can get away with all the embezzled money, forget about it! Hunter turned on you, he did a plea deal (but of course you know that) and we located every bank account around the world." Oh and BTW we seized all your homes, cars, jewelry, whatever else you have. Jill won't have much interest in your after this, that's ok, because she be in the cell as you. Man that will be hell.
I warned you, "Fuck around and find out" but you guys are too arrogant! And remember don't step a foot in the WH, you'll get electrocution or hanging if you do that. Got it?
Biden: Got it? Com'on man, can't you give a guy a break?
POTUS: WTF did you just say to me?
Biden: Nothing, nothing at all!