Seconded. Phonefagging but if ever the text flapper gif was needed, it's for this
No shit. She looks exactly like a red-headed version of all the soccer moms/Karens in my town. Especially in that pic-ready to scold because she knows her husband, who now works at home, still spends more time emailing and Zooming his work wife than he does talking to her
The Metro (subway system) is the nicest on the East Coast
The Ritz, when I stayed there several years ago, was filled with Arabs and half the tv stations in the rooms were Arab. It's the first time I saw actual camel racing. Kek
Being from Boston I was the same. Even the occasional homeless you see on the Metro only takes up one space and seems to stay near the end of the cars. Whatever shit is slung about DC, the Metro is untouchable