Your red text all cap shit is rejected under Kekistani Penal Code 14-1.3(a) "misuse of anal orifices", which makes it a low misdemeanor to engage in deliberate homosexuality for the purpose of becoming a cumdumpster.
TLDR version - your backhole is faggot, faggot.
Do not post the remainder of this bread. Or ever. Whichever later occurs.